Sunday, September 28, 2014

A story about a fat man and the country he created


Peter Griffin, a simple man that dwells in the city of quahog Rhode Island. When he wanted a pool for his house he soon discovered that his house is not technically "part" of the United States of America. Once he found this out he created Petoria an Authoritarian country with Peter as the dictator. Having a country certainly has its benefits, and Peter Griffin sure figured that out fast. Since he was the ruler of Petoria he was granted Diplomatic Immunity and conducted many severe crimes since he could not be arrested. He also found out that he could just "take what he wants." He showed an example of this when he invaded his friends pool and claimed it as Joehio. This caused the US to take action and erect a barrier around Petoria. Once they were blocked off, the Griffins began suffering the full effects of being cut off from a government. They lost power, heat and water for their house. People in America are able to use benefits like these because the government offers these services. While the blockade was up, no one could leave Petoria. The children could not attend public school and had to be homeschooled by their mother. They could not go to a store and buy any goods and ran out of food. The family could not bear this for long and left Petoria all to Peter. The US government then pointed a missile at the house and said that if Peter does not surender Peoria then they will commence plan Blow the Crap out of his house. Peter surrenders Petoria to the Us government and once again becomes part of the US.

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